BAFO

BAFO

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-Terrible game, isn’t?
-Sergio… -You have bad breath.
-What are you talking about? Your bad breath.
The rotten smell from your mouth. -What?
-That´s it. You have a shitty breath. -You mean today?
-No, every day, for years now. Since I’ve met you, it seems like
you chewed the ass of a camel, Sergio. -I don’t smell it.
-You are used to it by now. You can’t call what you have in
your mouth saliva. It’s leachate. There’s no tooth, just curb, Sergio! Sergio, there’s a great
possibility that your tongue… was built over an
ancient indian cemetery! Do you think brushing
my teeth will solve it? With abrasive cleaner?
Kerosene? Washing powder? I think you must seek help. Professional help.
The Fire Brigade. A Plumber… Priest Quevedo. -Why didn’t you tell me before?
-I’ve tried many times… But every time I get near you,
something inside me dies. I’m slowly dying, Sergio. I’m only managing to talk to you
now because my nostrils… are clogged with superglue. -Do you think everyone notices it?
-Maybe, Sergio. -We love you, dude.
-You’re a great guy! We’re just
trying to help you, man! But what about Cynthia whose
armpits smell like piss? We need her, Sergio, to get to you. Compared to you,
she is an air freshener. Is there anything else you
want to tell me? Try not to “like” your own
pics on Instagram. -Why didn’t you tell me before?
-I’ve tried, Sergio… -Why didn’t you tell me before?
-I’ve… Shit, man! I’ve tried many times,
Sergio. But everytime… Damn it…Wait… wait! -He’s laughing!
-Action. -And that’s not laughing?
-Shut up! That’s not laughing? -Shall we?
-Yeah. -Prepare. Action!
-I… go, now. Now!

100 thoughts on “BAFO”

  1. Sergio, existe uma grande possibilidade de sua lingua ter sido construida em cima de um cemitério indígena. meus rins… kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  2. MORTA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  3. Muita gente sonha em falar isso pra alguém ,bafudo!!!kkkkk uma das coisas q mais encomoda é mau hálito…

  4. "Existe uma grande possibilidade da sua língua ter sido construída encima de um cemitério indígena"

  5. A guria lá da sala, parece que vai pra escola e esquece de escova a porra da boca dela.. Bafo de camaleao

  6. "EXISTE UMA GRANDE POSSIBILIDADE DE SUA LINGUA SER CONSTRUIDA EM CIMA DE ANTIGO CEMITERIO INDIGENA SERGIO" racheii ksksksksksk

  7. Mds eu tenho tanta amiga com bafo aaah nunca tenho coragem de falar p elas q elas tem bafo é acabo só desviando quando elas vem falar cmg mdssss

  8. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  9. Todas as vezes eu beijar um cara boca tiver fedida já digo tu mastigo cu de camelo….😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  10. Uma vez tinha um cara com bafo, dei um Mentos de menta pra ele, e o bafo ficou mais forte, parecendo um gás ácido.

  11. "VC É UM PUTA CARA LEGAL!!!!!!!!" KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIÍIII

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