Deandra’s Arms | MPGIS S1 | Episode 11

Deandra’s Arms | MPGIS S1 | Episode 11

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So then the dressmaker brings out this dress
and it has silk and chiffon and satin- Wait. Is chiffon a material or a person? Or
both? It’s a material, Trisha. Alright, well, I’m gonna go now. I’m sorry, was I not just in the middle of
a story? Yeah, but I wasn’t really that interested
in it. I swear to God, I am this close. This fucking
close! Deandra are you aware that we have cheer practice
in fifteen minutes? Oh yeah, I’m not going to that. Oh my God, are you dying? No, I have a meeting. I’m sorry Deandra, a meeting? Did you document
this meeting with the Cheer Squad Scheduling Council? Oh, no, no. No, I did not receive any documentation.
Speaking of documentation, Ashley Katchadorian, no word back yet, but I am persistent on the
matter. You guys have a good rest of your day. Byeeeeeeeee!!! What the fuck did you just say? Um, I just said bye. No, that wasn’t just any bye. That was the
trademark sound of- Hiiiiiiieeeeee!!! What the fuck are you doing here, Gay Van
Buren? Hey! That’s not my name. Cut the shit, Zales. We’re not here for you! Deandra. Do you like making me look like a
dickhole? Do you? You want me to say no, right? You’re goddamn right I want you to say no!
Because I didn’t drive all the way down here from Wichita listening to talk fucking radio
for you to show up twenty-five minutes late to the goddamn Van Buren family strategy meeting! Wait, I’m sorry, did you just say strategy
meeting?! Oh, I’m sorry, Brittnay, I didn’t smell you
there. How’s your chlamydia circus? Oh, it’s fucking gone but thanks for asking,
how’s your fucking cock-eyed nipple? It’s looking both ways. I heard you farted
in biology and it smelled like your dad’s dick. Heard your fourth abortion was free. Gotta
love those free punch cards. You bitch. You fucking cunt. You fucking bitch. Cunt. Bitch. Cunt. Bitch. So, um, do you usually just stand here and
watch while all of this goes on? Um, pretty much. Twat! Tu es un bitcho. Fuck off. Go fuck yourself. Hey, I like your dress. Thanks. Kids R Us. Oh. I’m definitely gonna check that place
out. You guys! Enough! I will not let you make
us late for cheer practice. Trisha, Brittnay, Deandra, let’s go. Um, excuse, Deandra is an honorary Van Buren
cousin, we had her sworn in and everything. She’s coming with us. The fuck she is! She may be a dirty fucking
slut, but at least she’s ours. Yeah, she’s a member of the cheer squad. Bottom
row of the pyramid. Third from the left. Deandra! Um, I have to poop now? Deandra, you’re a member of this family, you
poop with us! Uh, no! Deandra, you’re a cheerleader. You
shit with us! She’s a Van Buren! She’s a goddamn motherfucking cheerleader! Van Buren! She’s a cheerleader! Van Buren! Cheerleader! Um, you guys, this is kind of- Van Buren! Cheerleader! Ahhhhh!!!! She runs away. Everyone stands there for a
moment. Holy shit. Oh my God. I- I’m gonna go. Trisha, we’re gonna hold practice fifteen
minutes. But I’ll see you out there. Uh, hey Trisha, Jenna Dapananian said you
wanted to see me. Ashley Katchadorian. You were supposed to
be watching the door. Oh, noo, I know. It’s just, my family and
I, we went to Pearl Harbor for two weeks, so, it’s kind of a thing we do every year.
Didn’t you get the vacation request form I submitted before I left? You were supposed to be watching the door. Well, yeah, I know, but I submitted the form
and I was gonna- You were supposed to be watching the door!
Ashley Katchadorian! Um, Trisha, are you- Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadorian?
These are a little girl’s arms. A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head. I really-um, Trisha- She’s a pencil. She’s a swizzle stick. You
can use her as a pool noodle. And now I’m holding up her arms! Arms! Okay, but, but, I was- I’m holding them because you weren’t watching
the door. I, um, I was at Pearl Harbor- A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadorian.
A girl lost her fucking arms. Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl
Harbor, seeing the fucking Japanese Museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. Oh
my god. How could you do this to us? You literally bombed us. Like the Japanese you are. And
me, I’m Ben Affleck, and I’m Ben Affleck and I’m holding two fucking girls’ arms. And you’re
Cuba Gooding Jr disappointing everybody. Live with that! Rachel, was that part of the plan for that
girl to get her arms ripped off? No, that had nothing to do with the plan. Rachel, nothing like this has ever happened
on Gossip Girl. I want to be in that show. Me too, Judith. Me too.

14 thoughts on “Deandra’s Arms | MPGIS S1 | Episode 11”

  1. I got this recommended to me and youtube finally didn't fuck me in the ass.and introduced me to this and I have now binge watch all 5 seasons and this is still by far the best fucking episode

  2. Oh my god I love that Ashly and Skipper from Sam and Mickie’s Barbie parodied sound the same and have the same dolls 😂

  3. First time watching this show, but not the first time for the “you were supposed to be watching the door”.

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