Diary of a Dirty Tongue – Allergic to Love [Week 19]

Diary of a Dirty Tongue – Allergic to Love [Week 19]

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Hi everybody it’s me Morgan, the Orabrush tongue . (coughing and sneezing) Yep, I’ve got allergies.
I have always wanted to have allergies. Really, I just wanted to fit in during allergy season. Everyone united in their hacking and sneezing, and watery eyes I blame allergies, for keeping me from finding my true love. I have never found a girl who possessed all of the allergies that I want in a women. When I was a young tongue of three, I wrote a list of them. They were dust, pollen, Eggs bears, feathers, aluminum, and racism. and racism Those are the seven, greatest allergies that a women could ever have. I was sure I would find my true love in a matter of months! And after 26 years, or! 312 months… I found her. I trust you dust and de-pollinate your cart daily.
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Wonderful, okay, No egg please. You don’t think feathers touch that chicken do you? It’s pork.
Bear meat? No, it’s pork.
Oh Great. I’ll take 2 then (Romantic song playing) Is that hot?
Aluminum. What’s with the foil Mexican? (vomit noises) What?
You called him a Mexican. I am allergic to mexican. I didn’t mean it.
But I am Mexican. Where are you…. I want to take care of you! I will find you! No matter what occurs. Do you have any tongue?
No Sausage? No we don’t have any sausage right now. So turns out, I am not allergic to leaves. I just ate a bad taco and gor food poisoning. What sort of allergies do you have? And what kind of allergies do you love? Write them in the comments below. Maybe you know of some exotic allergies.
I know that my true love’s allergies were pretty run of the mill.
If you have seen her let me know You will be mine. forever Prescribe to my channel. This is the best prescription out there. it’s like a medicated cream. He got this itch. I need a video. I need to see a video. Prescribe!
It’s soothing, and is it cool is it hot? I don’t know, but all I know is he doesn’t inch anymore.

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