If Mario was in… Cuphead

If Mario was in… Cuphead

Articles Blog


Glitchy Boy (The Intro and Sh*t) *Luigi dancing as coins come out of nowhere, logic is dead I say* *Bob and Steve playing cards or some shit like that -_-* *SMG4 Humping a donkey…kong…arcade…. O_O* Mario:Oh yeah… Mama mia… kotoreporeyamasororerato( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Mario: Let’s-a get going! Mario: TAKE-A THIS!!! Mario: Grrr! Come on! Mario: HERE WE GO!!! *dice roll* *snake eyes* YOU ARE DEAD>:) Mario: Looks like Mario’s getting SH*T at this game. (No sh*t) Mario: CMON!!!!! Aww i lost… 🙁 *Malefic Laugh from sh*tty devil* Mario: WOAH!!! Mario: I’m-a so happy to see you again. Oh yeah! (everything the devil says is just laughing and crap) Mario: yuuuummmmmmyyy… *More laughs* (holy shit doesn’t your throat hurt from that m8?) Mario: Mooove, b*tch! Mario: Let’s A GO! YOU ARE DEAD (why are u still trying) Mario: Ohhhhhh… *Even more laughing! Who would’ve guessed?* Mario:Aaah! BJBDURHIHUDVBJDBIUDHRIHIG (Mario is dead) *no big surprise* Announcer: This match will get red-hot! *rimshot* (Cuphead and Mugman Casually Walking) Mario:AHAHAHHAAHA– Mario: Ough!!! Mario: Mama Mia… otitaratotaraatorubu.ematururutararerorututabaelaturtapektelebato( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Mario: Cmon! *LE UN GASP* (*0*)/ Mario: OH NOOOOOOOOO… Mario: Oh brother…. what is that shit Mario: Hey drinky! Don’t leave me all alone! Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Mario: Hmmm… Mario: Oh boy! Yummy… Killer Mushrooms: YOU WOT?! Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! OHHAHOHAHAHO Cuphead: Goddammit! *Rapid Finger Shots* Mario: Ama penis! Mario:Thank you so much, MAMAF*CKER!!! Cuphead: Umm, you ready, guys?
Mugman: Alright, thumbs up? Cuphead: Umm, you ready, guys?
Mugman: Let’s do this! Announcer: Now, GO! TOP 10 EPIC ANIME FIGHTS Mario:oooooooOOOOOOOOAAAOOOOOoo Hi there, young people. Nice day- Mario: DIE, B*TCH!!! K N O C K O U T Cuphead & Mughead: AHHHHH!!! Mario: WOAH!!! *Piranha plant gibberish I guess?* Mario: HMMMMM! Mario: *singing* Mario: HO HO! HELLO! Mario: How about we go fishing? uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh Mom is that you? Mario: Whoa! bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam Mario: Yeah! Ha ha ha– Piranha Plant: I’ll rupture yer f**king anus! YOU ARE DEAD NOT BIG SURPRISE Cuphead: I got you fam! Mario: Thank you! A-yeassss! RUN B*TCH!!! RUUUU–!!! AHH!! Oh my god! No! He turned it sideways! Kill Shot! That’s a Kill Shot! Whoa!!! Yippee! Oh yea! WOAH!!! WAH!!! Cuphead & Mugman: OH SHIT!!! *SCREAMS OF AGONY AND SUFFERING* Whahahahahahaaaaaa!!! (Oh sh*t it’s flowey GETOUTOFMYSTREM) Mario:*Singing* Mario: Hohoho! My wiener feels-a funny against this– IT BURNS! *Plant f**king melting* Mario: WAHOO! Mario:ertotororebatoloberto!AUGH!( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) THAT’S SO NICE Mugman: I want to die… [WTF MUGMAN!!!!!!] Mario: Oh yeah! Let’s-a go! oooo a carnival aww It’s creepy *le gasp* Mario: Oh my God! WE ARE PLAYING THIS, BABY! YEAH! YEAH! WOO! YEAH, B*TCH! Mugman: OOOOOOHHH! *Excitement has reahed over 9000* *Kind of unrealistic, seeing you run and gun yourself…* Mario: Hello! f**k u (comment section in a nutshell) Mama mia… Ohhhh… Look at that EXTRA THICC boi I’mma gonna f*ck you! Mario:OH YEAH! ertotororebatoloberto! OOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… *creepy elmo laughter* No problem! Just what I needed! Let’s-a go! Yahoo– OH SH*T!!! Motley Bossblob: Hey Kids! Hey, Hey! Are you ready to get rowdy? Announcer:Good Day For A Swell Battle! You’re up! *BAM BABAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BABAMBAM M**********R* Motley Bossblob: *clown laughter* 360 NO SCOPE! I’m going to kill you! Mario: Surprise, b*tch! Motley Bossblob: oh oa MY EYES!!!!! Get lost, ya fat boy! *clown laughter* (wut) Mario: SH*T!!! F**k this sh*t. I’m out! Owwww!!! *BAM BABAM BAM* (who says blast it) *LE GASP* ohoooooo… Mama Mia… Hmmmmmmm… okey dok- WHAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOWW!!!! Motley Bossblob: *clown laughter* Oh, sh*t! Mario: Come on! laalala la la Ha ha! Motley Bossblob: Mmm-mmm!!! *clown laughter* Mario: Whoaa… Whoaaaaaaaa!!! *Random Yelling* *MOM* Mugman: Oh sh*t! I forgot about that! Ultimate Tornado Slam! Oof! Mama mia! Grr! Take-a dat! A KNOCKOUT *Hooray* Oooooooooohhhhhhh… Mario:This that you Jesus? *Some swell music* Mario: I’m-ma going to fly for you! *retarded engine noises* MAMAF*CKER!!! Come on! *More retarded engine noises* Wheeeeeeeee! *airplane noises* Oh boy. This-a makes me so happy… What are you doing in my swamp?! Mario: That’s a huge b*tch! *ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR* *BAM BARAM BAM BAM BARABAM BAM BAM B*TCH* Oh, now you lost! ATTACK! *springbok coming for you* *BAM BARAM BAM BAM BARABAM BAM BAM B*TCH* Mario: Whoa! Hello, little fishy-fishy! Oh hell, no! *Tranformation Noises* You done f*cked up now! Hey. Hey, drinky! Do a barrel roll! *DA MEMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!* Mario: Hey drinky! I’m-a thirsty! Holy shit!!! *LE GASP* OOF *Italian Gibberish* You sons of-a b*tches! Ka-booOOOOM Come on buddy. Come on! Get in the back, here! SEXEH ITALIAN:*Gibberish* Here we GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Loud Screaming* Dafuq? Sweet merciful cra–! *LE GASP* Oh ho ho… No problem! smak Cuphead: I LIIIIIIIVVE! Da dada da! Yahoo! Here I go! Mama mia… Ohhh sh*t… *Wait… Didn’t he already have Mario’s soul?* *LE GASP* *le gasp* OOOOOOooooooo…. *Post Pain* *PAIN* Mario: ‘Ey! What’s-a takin’ so long? JUST KIDDING B*TCH! Devil: WAT? *REKT* Mugman: Run, b*tch! Devil: WAT DA F**K? Mario: Get ready to move your pingas! Devil: AUGH!!! OH MY GOD!!! AAAAAHHH!!! *Loud Gibberish* AAAHHHH!!! Mugman: Okey dokey! Mario: YEAH! Let’s a go! How about a nice game of DIE? Skr-r-r-rap YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Yippee! oh yea oh yea! whoa What are you doing? What’s going on here? Mama mia… Luigi: Oh yeah! MARIO! Mario: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahaha (sh*t) A-yeasssss! Thanks for Watching! Subtitles by: SuperNoah, Ice cream Eskimo, Dancing Doggo, JacboyX Wabowz Arts and Rich Jones

100 thoughts on “If Mario was in… Cuphead”

  1. 6:30 when I'm roleplaying an anime with my friends xD

    Edit: 7:24 OH SNAP ARIEL! SHE WANTS ANOTHER MOVIE XD

  2. эй SMG4 сделай так что если Марио был в привет сосед

  3. If Mario was in south park?
    If Mario was in Diddy kong racing?
    If Mario was in Haven?
    If Mario was in Donkey kong country (super Nintendo)

  4. I got an idea! if mario was in…………….. Slendy tubbies
    Edit: the third game also theres slendy tubbies 3 ragdolls on the steam workshop like if you agree!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *