Just kill him. Kill him and leave him for dead. [raygun firing] Oh whoa, looks like the game’s had a graphical update since the last time I played. That’s kind of trippy. Um, anyways. Oh, sweet! There’s a map. All right, um… Huh. That’s weird. I don’t really see a way out of here. Okay. Well. I guess let’s just… Ugh. Crap. Uuuhhh… I don’t want to fight these things. Oh that’s cool, it actually tells you what the attacks do now. I’m liking this update. Nice. Uhh, let’s get out of here. Nope. Come on! [laughing] Come on, run! Oh my god, I thought I died just now. Okay. Where were we going? [sigh] Wait… Okay. So there’s something over this way it looks like. Maybe that’s where we’re supposed to go? What- Okay. I guess we’re in a boss fight. Eyesore… huh. Oh, this is not gonna end well. What the fuck was that? Wh- Yeah, I’m gonna die. [sharp inhale] Ohh no. Oh no. Come on, explode. Wow, that did absolutely nothing. Looks like all Chica can do is heal. Okay, I think I’m starting to understand the color coding at least. The pink ones heal, the red ones attack multiple enemies. The orange ones are just attacks. Uhh… That’s pretty much all I got. All right… come on, Phantom Chica. You can do this. Hopefully the poison does a whole lot of damage. Ooh, that’s what that move does! Nope, okay. Yeah, that’s why it knocked out half my team so fast. Dang. Come on! Nope. What the hell? I have a feeling I’m not supposed to be in the cave this early in the game. Killing them softly… what does that mean? This is gonna suck. This is absolutely going to suck. Welp. Game over. Damn. And we’re back in Fazbear Hills I guess. Oh, I don’t have any of those things. [laughs] Ah, so that’s what Phantom Mangle looks like! All right, let’s visit some of these animatronics, see if we have enough money to buy stuff. Oh yeah, that’s right. Stuff can battle us anywhere. Oh! Jumpscare doesn’t actually do anything. It just stuns him. Well, I guess we remember that for next time. Hm. What? I didn’t- I just battled a… thing. Wha? Oh, hello. Asshole. I don’t even want to add Balloon Boy to my team. Just kill him. Kill him and leave him for dead. Die you creepy little motherfucker. Yeah. No! I didn’t want that to happen. All right. These bytes shoot stingers at enemies for extra damage. Oh yeah, I can see how that would be useful. Let’s take that, and… Sweet. Mkay. Now let’s go over to Balloon Girl… or, crap, what was her name? DeeDee, that was her name. Drop your fishing plunger as deep as you can for valuable prizes. Get the pearl to win 100 Fazbear Tokens. Yeah, sure, I’ll play! Okay… There’s so many fish, how is this going to happen? Uhh… I’m guessing I’m supposed to avoid the fish. Huh. Whoop, shit. I did not plan that very well. Did I win anything? Still Foxy, but more yaaargh! [laughs] Poor Foxy. Oh, I guess I didn’t win anything. Why do you move so slowly now? That’s… Probably the only annoying thing about this update. Everything else is pretty cool though. I like how the graphics are like, not so pixellated anymore. I think Scott Cawthon handled the um Um, words… um Kinda handled the um… I don’t want to say backlash, but just like the… Whatever it was from the fandom. Like… Oh, hey. A new challenger again. At this rate we’re going to have all of them before we leave Fazbear Hills. Oh hello… JJ. Whoever the fuck you are. Ah, what was I saying. Um, But yeah, I think Scott handled the whole situation pretty well, like Even though I hadn’t heard people saying a lot of bad stuff about the game, it definitely needed some improvements, and I like how he didn’t just like go “oh, well the game’s fine how it is” or just like bash the fandom about it, he actually went and fixed things. Which I think is pretty cool. How many balloon things are there? Oh wait, this one doesn’t even have balloons. Well what are you, then? This character is a total mystery to me. Awesome. Battles are getting a lot easier now. Yay! All right, to the chest… slowly. Or, wait… Hm. Actually, what’s up this way? Oh, that’s kind of cool. Oh, we got flipping castles in animatronic village now? Those things are kind of creepy. Yeah, awesome little graphic update here. I would totally live there. Oh what’s that up there? I thought I killed that thing already. I’ll grab the chest real quick and then we’ll check it out. So slow! Auto Chipper… yeah, I killed this thing already. What the hell? [laughing] He’s dying so quickly! I love having this little bee thing. Well that didn’t take long at all. Sweet! All right. One more chest… Okay. Now what? We’re here… Oh, there’s a lot to this world, holy crap. Whoa! I was wondering what those buttons did. Okay… we’re kind of trapped in this little area now. The cave’s over there… Eh… Oh! There’s a chest up there! Can we get to it… nope. Well. All right. Well now that we’ve done some grinding, I think we might be able to make it through the cave now. Scratch that, we’ve got to kill these things first. All right. To the cave. Or was it a mine? Who knows. How do we get over there? Umm… Can you go behind the trees? Okay yeah. Sweet. Getting real tired of all these battles here. Let’s let this team level up for a bit. Otherwise the other one’s gonna be way over leveled. Come on, guys. Oh… shit, they can poison us too. No! Everyone’s going to die! Oh, okay. Nice! Gonna have a kickass team pretty soon. Ohh… slowly plod our way to the cave. All right. Now we go… Looks like over, and then down to the orange thing. It looked like there was a chest over there, but I didn’t really see it before the boss thing popped up. Wait… okay. So we go down this way… And then it’s pretty much a one way shot to the- [sigh] Okay, nope. These things can still kill me. Very easily. Well I guess no battles in the mine. Um… Am I going to be able to kill the Eyesore thing. Maybe we’re not supposed to be here. Well, we’ll try it. Oh, it knows that unscrew thing. Of course it works when the boss uses it, but not when I use it! That just ain’t right. It looks like we’re doing a lot more damage now. Just keep throwing your hot cheese at it, Foxy. Keep it up, buddy! [sharp inhale] More hot cheese. [laughs] Nobody’s attacks ever do anything. No, not Foxy! Come on, Mangle. Oh. Okay. These guys get a turn. No! Okay, good. They’re going to level up a shit ton- [laughs] Bonnie leveled up so much he came back to life! Nice. All right, now do we get a new challenger? I guess not. Oh, we should probably check out what these chips do. [muttering] Temporary strength, defense… Permanent speed boost? Oh fuck yeah! I need these. Sweet.