Phil: We should probably get our noses ready!
Dan: Nose work out! [Music] P: Whisker time! P: I think the fumes are effecting me already. D: [Weird voice] Could you explain the theory behind the whiskers?
P: I’d tell you but we’d have to kill you! [Weird cat noise] P: Talk in Spanish!
Dan: Taco. P: Hola.
D: Burrito. P: Olay!
D: Enchilada. P: Oohlu!
D: Quesadilla. P: You’re just saying Spanish food!
D: [Laughs] D: How do you think the wrecking ball felt?
P: Sad! [Dan beat boxing] D: Would you rather have a penis on your face or boobs on your shoulders? P: Definitely shoulder boobs! It’d be like American football padding but better! D: [laughs] Shoulder pads?! D: Eat the boob! [boosh]
P: So bouncy [More Dan beat boxing] P: Probably a bit painful though.
D: Wouldn’t you like lactate everywhere? [Weird sounds] D: ‘Cause that’s how boobs work D: What is the lowest sound you can make?
Both: [Uuuuummmm] P: How much fringe do you actually have? P: Okay, you win. D: Maybe you just have a really giant head P: Would you rather have really big eyes or a really tiny mouth? D: Err, I like to eat a lot of food so I’m not going to sacrifice my mouth. [Music] D: Make a slow motion video P: Let’s do it! D: Are you ready?
P: Yeah [Music] Phil: [Raspberry noises] [Children shouting “Yay!” Sound Effect] D: Phil. Important question:
P: Yes. D: Dinosaurs or dragons? P: Dinosaurs. Phil: [Sings Jurassic Park theme tune] D: [Acts like he is spraying flames from his mouth]
Blehhhh! Go my flames! P: Ahh true D: I have a Z axis, b*tch! P: You’re not even real, you’re not real. I can just rub you out with my imagination
D: [Weird noises] Caw! Caw! D: Touche. P: Seductively advertise cornflakes. [Sexy Music]
D: Hey wanna make out? D: Cornflakes
P: [Laughs] P: Say the first word that comes to your mind. D: Shhhh-Shack! Go.
P: Goat! P: When was the last time you had a pillow fight?
D: Woah! Ah you are in for it! Bam! D: If you were professional wrestler what would your name be?
P: Ricky Blitz. I dont know where that came from. D: Kabam, bam bam bam! D: Dan… inator.
P: Daninator. P: Dan, be a squid squirting ink while Phil is a butterfly with no wing. P: I’m crashing!! I’m crashing!!
D: [Weird noises] P: Where can I hide the body?
D: Eat it. P: Or dress as it. P: Skin coat. P: Euuggghh. P: Do your best impressions of a laughing goose.
D: [Laughs as a goose] P: Stop.
D: Die child. Peck peck peck peck peck. D: I’ve been cut in half P: Phil freak Dan out without touching his body. P: Danny, it’s time for your neck exam. [Phil breathes on Dan’s neck] D: [Freak out laughs] D: Would you rather have fingernails
instead of nipples or nipples instead of fingernails? P: Fingernails for nipples ’cause then you could use them as a weapon [Makes weird noise] D: That’s the most disturbing thing that’s ever happened to me. P: [Scrape-like noises] D: STOOOP! [Dramatic Music] D: [Screams] P: Pow! P: Pow! P: Pow! P: Make up a best friend handshake P: Start with this
D: Oww. P: Sorry [Laughs] D: Hey there friend!
P: Hello sir! Both: [Makes epic noises in time with hand actions] D: Friendship! P: Yeah! D: Oww my hand, oh my God!
P: That hurt so much! D: If Sarah Michelle Gellar had the neck of a giraffe, would you still date her? P: Yes.
D: You say that. [Snaps fingers] Look at the image. P: Oh my God! That’s horrible, did you make that? P: Sarah, I’m sorry. P: She’s still pretty though. Phil: Attack on Titan.
[Dan sings the Attack on Titan tune] D: MIKASA! D: Attempt to talk backwards. D: Spatula.
P: Actual-ssst. [Rewinds Phil’s attempt]
[Children Booing Sound Effect] P: Monkfish.
D: Ashniff-nom [Rewinds Dans attempt]
[Children Booing Sound Effect] D: Lick your shoulders, I bet it will not be disturbing. [Sexy Music] D: Phil, put on Dan’s leather t-shirt.
P: Oh no. P: How do you even put this on?
D: With great difficulty. D: [Laughs]
P: I feel like I’m giving birth backwards. D: Say hello to the new Phil! D&P: [Laughs] P: It’s so squeaky and chafing.
D: I bought it as a joke, okay. P: Ohh I look like a serial killer. D: This says Phil, do the sexy end screen dance. P: Well I’m in the right place. P: Okay you ready.
D: And you’re in my costume! Okay go. [Sexy Music]
P: It’s the awkward sexy end screen dance P: If you want to check out Dan’s videos, you can click his face right here. D: Hi. P: And if you want to subscribe to me
then click in this area. D: I’m not gonna point over there. P: Don’t be shy. P: Click away.
D: No no, not towards the camera. P: Okay, okay I’m learning P: Sexy D: [Laughs] P: I can’t do it anymore.
D: Okay, I’m bailing, I’m bailing. [Slow Mo Rasberry Noises] P: [Weird cat noise] D: [Neighs like a horse]