Rich vs Poor People: Daily Routine Edition – DVD #2

Rich vs Poor People: Daily Routine Edition – DVD #2

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*brrp brrp brrp Snooze, Snooze Carlos shut up! Great, now I’m awake. Thanks a lot moron. I’ll just catch up with my freakin’ Kordashians. What the frick! MOOOOOOM! MOOOM! Yes Honey? Where is my plasma TV? We had to get it fixed, remember, when you were playing that video game and you were at the bottom of the ninth inning and you (throws-remote-at-TV gesture) You broke the TV, remember? What!? What am I supposed to do with my frickin’
eyes now!? Honey, there are people who don’t even have
TVs So what I’m supposed to stoop their stupid
level!? This is high class! This is high class! Ok honey, do you want me to bring you breakfast
in bed? Oh my God, just get out of my room! Leave me alone! My health is diminishing so fast. HASH BROWNS…. and HOT TEA (brrp brrp brrp) OH MY GOOOOD! I’m late for school… Oh well. CARLOS! Brush..teeth..now. Here’s your backpack, honey Oh my God, NOOOOOO! How am i gonna get the girls with this piece
of crap?! Oh honey, girls don’t care about what your
backpack looks like, they care about how you treat them. Remember the song? You’ll never have friends with that attitude,
Friends equals happiness and gratitude. Oh my God Mom you’re embarrassing me! In front of who. In front of them! Oh so that’s where the 4th wall is! I’ve been looking for it everywhere! Where’s my backpack? Ah.. Hi Honey, how was your first day of fourth
grade? Uh, it was good, I got a D on my math quiz, I made no
friends, and everyone thinks I’m gay. Sounds like a good day! Yeah it was a pretty good day! Hi Honey, how was your first day of fourth
grade? OMG Mom, some bully took my life savings,
my teacher beat me up, and everyone thinks I’m Mexican. GASP, well at least you still have your college
fund and your checkings account. MOM! Why would you focus on the stupid money?! Everyone thinks I’m Mexican! Honey, I thought you were Mexican! NOOOOO! I’m black and white! Well at least you didn’t lose at Sparkle
like the last 3 years. OMG! I did lose again! I mean who even knows how to spell bourgeoisie! Booch-what? OMG thanks for no sympathy Mom, I’m gonna
go do some frickin’ acupuncture or something. God, he’s such a loser HEY, toast! What?! I said I wanted filet mignon! And I want it filled with aged caviar. We don’t have filet mignon, you finished
it yesterday, remember? Then tell Carlos to pick up some more. What is he saying, I don’t understand Spanish! You had all day to go get me a new TV! What have you been doing all day! I’m sorry honey, I had to go pay the bills
today. That’s no excuse for me to not be happy! You know what, you’re never happy anyway,
that’s why your dad left. No it’s not, he left because you couldn’t
satisfy that piece of crap! GASP! I’m leaving, pay your own bills
you ungrateful crap! Carlos, you’re gonna pay my bills right? OMG I still don’t understand that frickin’
Spanish!

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