Nooooo one – Grins like Sidon, bucks up chins like Sidon. No one has those incredible – fins like Sidon. For there’s no Zora here half as manly, As the son of our great king Dorephan. You can search all the coral and algae But Sidon is the best in the sea and on land. No one, Swims like Sidon, flexes limbs like Sidon, No one rushes to help flood the Dins like Sidon. I’ll do all that I can to assist our champion! My what a guy, that Sidon! Give five, koroks! Give ten, rupees! Sidon is the best sea anemone! Whoa! No one fights like Sidon, works through nights like Sidon, In a shark attack, nobody bites like Sidon! I’m unrivaled in rampant enthusiasm! Ha! Ten points for Sidon! When I was a lad, my dear sister told me, of the Hylian champion named Link. Now, a century later I’ll fulfill her dream! And I’ll help him save us from the brink! No one , Dives like Sidon, saves our lives like Sidon. No one makes us feel warm and alive like Sidon! I use seaweed in all of my decorating! Whoa! My what a guy- Sidon!