Halitiphobia, the irrational fear of bad breath. I’m a Halitiphobic. I’m not so much afraid of me having bad breath I am afraid of other people having bad breath as in “HEY BUDDY! Your breath smells like crap!” Maybe you should develop a case of
Halitophobia. (In unison) Now I know what your asking, how do we know if we have bad breath? You use this. A spoon. I know what your thinking. A spoon? You eat with a spoon. You play spoons. You spoon your girlfriend? You take the spoon, you put it to the back of your tongue and gently scrape. Let it dry. and take a whiff! If it stinks, your breath stinks. And if your breath stinks, this is the only kind of spooning your going to be getting. The smart viewer out there will know, that to check our breath, we check our tongue. 90% of bad breath comes from residue and bacteria on your tongue. ON YOUR TONGUE! Now your mom doesn’t sound so stupid for telling you to brush your tongue, now does she? Tongues are like sponges. Soaking up all that bacteria. Toothbrushes are made to clean the smooth surfaces of your teeth, not your tongue. and the tongue scraper? Thats like trying to clean your carpet with a snow shovel. This isn’t going to work. And then there’s the option that actually works.
This! The orabrush!
The soft bristles feel great on your tongue. Go back and forth a few times, then go all the way to the back and pull it forward, and see what comes off. It helps cure bad breath! It lasts as long as your toothbrush.
Using it in the morning, eliminates bad breath. Fresh breath and use it at night. right before bed.
Oh yeah, you know what I am talking about.
I don’t know what that means….. So do you, me and all and all the rest of man kind a favor and get one of these! And your uncle Steve? the one that looks like he has a thick coat of fur on his tongue? Get him one too. Put it in his Christmas stocking He’ll thank you for it later. His wife will, his kids will everybody will be happier. Trust me. Orabrush is now in all these stores.
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