Weird Thoughts You Have At The Dentist

Weird Thoughts You Have At The Dentist

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– [Voiceover] Oh, boy.
Here we go, dentist time. I knew I should’ve brushed
my teeth this morning. Oh, man. How many times did I forget to brush my teeth before bed ’cause I just fell asleep watching Netflix on the couch? Why is this guy asking
me so many questions? He knows I can’t speak to him. If the tables were turned, I
don’t think he’d be so happy. Make him suffer a little bit. Whoa! That’s a big needle. You got this. One, two, euh! Okay, this time. One, two (gasps). This isn’t gonna hurt.
This isn’t gonna hurt. This isn’t gonna hurt.
This isn’t gonna hurt. This isn’t gonna hurt.
This isn’t gonna hurt– It hurts! It hurts so much! (screeches) Whoa, my tongue feels like it’s sand. Why don’t people just put
Novocaine all over their bodies? They wouldn’t be able to feel any pain. I could be super strong,
like Steven Seagal. What if I just took my shoes off? Just relax. Is that weird? Has anybody ever taken their shoes off at the dentist before? Why does the dentist
make me feel so guilty? It’s like I’m going to
confession or something. I wonder if dentists
believe in the tooth fairy. Or is that just a Dwayne “The
Rock” Johnson movie to them? What if the needle head falls in and then it just falls down my esophagus and slices open my trachea
and then I just burst blood? Nah, that would never happen. Done. I will never eat sugar again. Ooh, a lollipop! Wait, isn’t this just more sugar? You’re just incentivizing
me to get more cavities. Well, whatever. Still pretty good.

100 thoughts on “Weird Thoughts You Have At The Dentist”

  1. The dentist isn't wearing the proper personal protective equipment such as gloves, protective eye equipments, and face mask. The patient isn't wearing protective eye equipment either. A huge no-no! Infection control, people!

  2. My thoughts: just avoid eye contact at all times and- stop asking me questions I don't want to tell u my life story and u don't want to hear it. oh sit I look at their eyes, look away look away! Oh god everything tastes terrible and I can't even spit it out, stop telling me to open my mouth more, I'm not a snake! When will this end…

  3. There is no worse pain the getting the needle put behind your front teeth. I've never cried at the dentist not even when I was forced to get 5 baby teeth out in one sitting but getting the needle put behind your front teeth is like getting shanked by Satan

  4. the worst thing about the dentist is that scrape thing and it’s like 3 million times worse than nails on a chalkboard

  5. I had to get most of my teeth pulled ( I only lost like 3 teeth normally) and when I got my last two teeth out they gave me laughing gas and Novocain and It hurts like heck also my teeth shattered in my mouth as they were removed. Still pulling them out of my gums😫😫

  6. I actually had 6 shots in my mouth so that they could remove three teeth. The insertion sucks like a btch. But the aftermath leaves a funny feeling. Like electricity or just cold.

  7. XDXD Awesome..Actually inspired one of my friends to make his video.. do check it out..

  8. When they put the gum numbing gel on your gums and it's on your tongue burning like crazy Me:"IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!" (I say that in my mind) but I've only had that done once to me to ger 2 annoying teeth out that prevented me from eating normally (chewing on one side rather than the other)

  9. I’m scared of the dentist
    Bc when I was little they strapped me down and I would scream so much and I would kick and cry and my shoes will fall off

  10. I was at the dentist today (root canal). So let me list some of the thoughts:
    – "Help, I'm drowning in an ocean of my own spit" followed by "I really need to swallow my spit but a) my mouth is wide open b) I have this metal frame over it and a sheet of rubber partially inside, partially inside it c) the dentist has his fingers inside my mouth"
    – "The more I look at this lamp, the more it looks like an alien",
    – "What if there was a fire alarm like RIGHT NOW?"

  11. Really the adult is that scared of a needle? I know it’s in his mouth but still… I’m 13 and I would never think to back away when someone’s GONNA STICK A NEEDLE IN MY MOUTH.

  12. feels like I'm going to pass out if I go to the dentist and getting a needle 😰😰😰😰😟😟😟😟😩😩😩😟😟😟😟

  13. creepy !!!!cringe_ey !! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and why would a dentist give you more candy dude you will get sick

  14. flash backs oh that's a big needle one two aahh!this time one two aahh!yah is time this isn't going to hurt it hurts it hurts (saying and screeching at the same time )

  15. I on my way to the dentist I'm hiding and I'm practicing how to keep my mouth open (opens mouth )(says oooo)takes toy needle puts in mouth pushes the handle down .

  16. oh no !they found me !oh no ……. I'm in the car now a few min it's later I'm there I'm still on my phone needle is going into mouth no!bends down nope 😂😂😂😂😈😈😈😂😂😂😈😈😈😁

  17. you got this this isn't going to hurt aaaahhhh!! screeching dramatic let this isn't going to hurt this isn't going to hurt it hurts it hurts 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

  18. flash backs rolls eyes ) 1 2 a aah again one two aah this isn't going to hurt this isn't going to hurt high pitchd screaming it hurts it hurts 😒😒😒😒😒

  19. thought why is this chair so high ? why is there a light in my face ?and why does this dude ask me things ??

  20. This isn’t gunna hurt, this isn’t gunna hurt, this isn’t gunna hurt, eee it hurts, it hurts so much REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  21. Does anyone else fall asleep watching YouTube and forget to brush their teeth and get terrified when you have to go to the dentist because they might say you have a cavity?

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