Garfield, you didn’t even cry! WHY YOU CRYIN
-_- (weird percussion noises)
You’re too fat, Garfatass! Why, I’ll FAT
you haven’t seen your FAT feet in FAT
yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa Hmm. I have bad breath. (Heart eyes making heartbeat noises because
you’re gay) (Slurping totally not stolen from another
video) AUUUGGGGHH!!! EWWWWW!!!!
(vomit noise) Sorry you had to see that.
(static) (Weird music)
(EAR RAPE) (tune of Snoopy come home) ODIE, ODIE
You should always do the sign with a condom on. (middle finger)
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! See, Odie?
The sign says “fuck off.” You can not read!
Read this, bitch. (cocks gun)
(shotgun noises) (thump)
Aw. (Gossipo Perpetuo starts)
Jean-Jacques Perrey? (Gossipo Perpetuo continues)
(hitmarks) I don’t understand it, but at least I won’t
get a ticket. (musical interlude)
WUT WUT IN THE BUTT (screaming)
I SAID WUT WUT IN DA BUTT We interrupt your regularly scheduled program
to bring you “Garfield Minus Cartoon Physics”! (panting)
(fridge creaks) (crash)
(Sad Violin air horn remix) (loud note)
(MLG scream) You stay right there, on that X-X-X.
(porno music [Get it?]) OH, BABY, A TRIPLE!
(odie barks) (Jon shrieks)
Garfield! That’s da last straw! (kissing noises)
(Odie moos like a cow for whatever reason) (Distorted) Oh! You want to know what these
SIGNS mean! Well, this one means…
GOD HATES FAGS 666 Ba dum
Here we are. CHDROPUHKULL SHISHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Blood splatters) Let’s go to a museum…
(flies buzzing) But I… think right after lunch.
So long old friend I wish that I could see your dick once again
Fuzzy little ears on the top of his head On the top of his head on the top of his head
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